Hello there, tiny lizard. How are you doing today? I am well, thank you. I live in the house, with my family. I like this big window, and the warm sunshine it brings, and your company here on the ledge. I am so curious about your many adventures in the garden. Don’t you get scared when the squirrels and birds are out? Isn’t it funny when the dog comes outside and barks at them? And is it hard to climb into the roses, when you come up here to see me? I am glad to have your company here, I’m going to nap now, but if you are still here when I wake, we can discuss my greatest passions: the elusive red dot, and tuna treats.
Sincerely, your feline friend,